Commander, we’ve just intercepted a transmission from the front, and it might hold a key in victory over the Phyrexians. It looks like the translation is coming in now…

:::TRANSMISSION BEGINS:::

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ORGANIC THAT EXPIRES BEFORE BECOMING COMPLEAT?

A: A DECAYING VOLUME OF INCONSEQUENTIAL BIOMASS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:::TRANSMISSION ENDS:

• 1x Phyrexian Blighted Agent
• 1x Phyrexian K’rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Phyrexian Glistener Elf
• 1x Phyrexian Batterskull
• 1x Phyrexian Inkmoth Nexus