Gluetius Maximus (UNH) from Unhinged, available at 401 Games Canada.

• Rarity: Uncommon
• Finish: Normal
• Artist: Jeff Easley
• Card Text:
  As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
  When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.