Deranged Assistant (CMR)
Commander Legends
Deranged Assistant (CMR)
Commander Legends
Deranged AssistantCasting Cost: 
Card Type: Creature - Human WizardPower/Toughness: 1/1Card Text:
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.Flavour Text:
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Card Type: Creature - Human WizardPower/Toughness: 1/1Card Text: , Mill a card: Add .Flavour Text: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."